DON'T FUCK MY ASS (LIVE FROM THE BRAIN DRAIN)

LAND CRABS LIVE FROM THE BRAIN DRAINED FUCKING PLACE THAT IS THE CRANE LANE. LAND CRABS PLAYED AN EXTENDED SET THAT WAS NOT ASKED FOR. THE UNREQUITED ENCORE!!! LAND CRABS ARE THE BAND THAT CORK DIDN'T NEED, BUT DIDN'T DESERVE. PRESS CLIPPINGS FROM THE CESSPOOL THAT IS THE IRISH RAGS: "They are shit, there is no place for them on this stage!" - Cian "The Brain Drain", The Crane Lane. "I thought constipation was bad but then I saw Land Crabs!" - Veronica Bush-Hole, Musicologist "They locked me in a cupboard and shat in my mouth!" - Chuddson, The Chud Media Outlet Worldwide Conglomerate Situational Guard ASSociation Of Invisible Pile of Otter Guts Upon The Shore Of A Sea of Despair Inc.